1.
Place a piano on the corner of every street in Toxteth.
2.
Light Qatar with birthday candles.
3.
Reface the Kremlin with lined paper.
4.
Emit blue notes on the beaches of Mauritius.
5.
Sign over the trams in Berlin to 24 hour bingo.
6.
Fuse the lawns at the Taj Mahal with bowling greens.
7.
Drop a hamster on the laps of peace negotiators in Gaza.
8.
Occupy the winner's enclosure at Epsom with Arthur Scargill
lookalikes.
9.
Lace the pillows of Libya's children with eau de toilette.
10.
Write the rules of snooker to conduct marriage ceremonies.
11.
Replace the muezzin at La Mosquée de Paris with an Elvis
impersonator.
12.
Equip department stores to function as Free Universities.
13.
Line the streets of Porto Alegre with microphones.
14.
Use the Sydney Opera House for Karaoke nites.
15.
Swap each and every gun in America for a book.
16.
Supply starving Somalian families with credit cards.
17.
Grace San Quentin with a fully licensed discothèque.
18.
Site disposable cameras along the Great Wall of China.
19.
Encase the Giardini di Castello with videowalls screening
interviews.
20.
Admit circus performers into every home in Basra.
21.
Dine with the street children of Mexico City.
22.
Lose your job by refusing to exploit workers in the Third
World.
23.
Chop down all the commemorative statues and plant apple
trees.
24.
Defy immigration authorities by whistling your answers
to official questions.